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3599 Points giveaway! *closeThis journal was approve by the deviant staff member so your
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I'm doing it to promote my manga.(GoldKnight)
I'm also a TRUST ACCOUNT member.
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How to enter:
1 favorite this journal to enter.
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leave comment when you done all of them.
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2800 points giveaway. Hey, everyone. Since a lot of people have sponsor my 2999 points giveaway. I have decide to do another giveaway to share the points with everyone. Note: The 2999 points giveaway winners will be announce in next 24 hours. thanks.
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3.) Please make a journal about this giveaway.
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2444 points giveaway!!! winner every 38 min. You may be wondering is this for real? 2444 points giveaway! yes, this is real. My brother just give me 8956 points. O.O ( he don't have time to get on to DA anymore, so he don't need it anymore.) (I already spend about 4000 points)
I'm going to use the points go promote my comic "Ni comic strips".
All you have to do is favorite this journal to enter and Take a read of my comic http://tapastic.com/episode/2920(If you don't like to read comic strips, please click through all the pages so i know you follow the rules for this giveaway.) If you already did it from last giveaway please do click through it again so I know you follow the rules.
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1444 points giveaway.-closeHey everyone. I am mainly doing this giveaway is to promoted my comic strip: Ni comic strips.
To enter this giveaway you must Favorite this journal and take a read at my comic strips. Here: http://tapastic.com/episode/2920
(If you don't like to read comic strips, please click through all the pages so i know you follow the rules. (18 clicks.)
*Just want my old reader to know new comic strips has been updated this morning.
The winners will be announce in 3 days

2855 points give away!This journal was approve by the deviant staff member so your
points will be sent.NOT A SCANDAL.
I'm doing it to promote my manga.(GoldKnight)
I'm also a TRUST ACCOUNT member.
Here is how it work. You either win 1points,10points,100points Or even 1000points.All depends on your luck.
How to enter:
1 favorite this journal to enter.
2.Take a read of my manga http://tapastic.com/series/454 (Must click through All the episodes if you don't like to read my manga)
if you have already read it you don't have to read it again.Just make sure you click on all the episodes to help me with views.
I will be using a software to check if you did click on all the link and episodes,Rules are going to be very strict!
leave comment when you done all of them.
good luck.
add me as a watcher too so you can receive notice faster!
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2855 points give away!This journal was approve by the deviant staff member so your
points will be sent.NOT A SCANDAL.
I'm doing it to promote my manga.(GoldKnight)
I'm also a TRUST ACCOUNT member.
Here is how it work. You either win 1points,10points,100points Or even 1000points.All depends on your luck.
How to enter:
1 favorite this journal to enter.
2.Take a read of my manga http://tapastic.com/series/454 (Must click through All the episodes if you don't like to read my manga)
if you have already read it you don't have to read it again.Just make sure you click on all the episodes to help me with views.
I will be using a software to check if you did click on all the link and episodes,Rules are going to be very strict!
leave comment when you done all of them.
good luck.
add me as a watcher too so you can receive notice faster!
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1231 points giveaway!!Hey everyone. This is 5-17-13 giveaway which is 1231 points. I am mainly doing this giveaway is to promoted my comic strip: Ni comic strips.
To enter this giveaway you must Favorite this journal and take a read at my comic strips. Here: http://tapastic.com/episode/2920
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If you like my comic strips, please created a account or sign in with Facebook to subscribe to support the comic!
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To my male halfYou’re the Ash to my Pikachu,
the lenses to my frames.
Whenever the world’s gone mad,
your laugh takes away the pain.

Nerds must stick together,
like paper and glue.
I must have had good karma,
since I chanced upon finding you.

Through all the inside jokes,
and those awkward looks we get,
I’m fairly certain people think we’re crazy;
we’d be better off staying silent, I bet.

But where’s the fun in that?
Eccentric is simply what we’re meant to be!
These fools clearly cannot understand
how entertaining it is to be you and me.

So here’s to you, my dear friend;
my fellow forever Pokémon Tr

Strange ThoughtsOne day just like any other,
I found myself laying in my bed,
all kinds of strange & crazy thoughts going through my head.
How can horses & dragons also be flies?
Could lions really be fish?
Was it nature, or did both these creatures emerge
from a child's demented wish?

Was there ever such a thing as a crippled dinosaur?
Did cavemen ever swim?
Were dogs ever butlers,
tending to their owner's every whim?
Could mice ever play basketball?
Could a tarantula ride a bike?
Were cats ever not lazy
& actually had a few people they liked?

Could an elephant ever go cartsurfing?
Would wolves ever sing karaoke?
Were turtles ever unrestrained by their b

The PokeballA Pokeball is red,
But it is also blue,
Get ready for the fight,
There is nothing to lose.
Pick the one you want.
You know what to do.
Throw it into the air
And say, "I CHOOSE YOU!"

Magical Friend to the End.One thing we can be sure of in life.
Is that relationships come and go.
But friendship never ends.
It's a fact.

For when you are alone.
Or upset.
You can also count on your friends.
To help you out.

And what makes a better friend than a genie.?
To get them out you have to rub the lamp..
And voila!
You have our very own genie.

Having a magical being as a companion is quite.
They can do all sorts of magical things.
Like granting wishes.
And casting spells.

Do you have a friend who can turn into any animal he wants?
Or a friend that can teleport?
Or a friend who can shrink in size?
Do you have a friend who is magical?

If you don't.
You bett

Walken ChantI installed the program.
I invented it.
But I never intended it to be like this.
I meant it to be for fun.

As a joke.
But now I find.
I am getting Walkenized.
Cowbell rings in my mind.

It is a slippery slope of no return
When to Walken's ways and face I turn.
My wish will be forever true
I will be Chris and no more me..
Cowbell. Tink Tink Tink Tink..

The sound rings in my head.
It will not leave.
It's changing me.
From within and out.

The dreams were right.
The visions..
I am becoming..Chris..

Chris, Chris..
I know I shouldn't resist.
I can't get enough of this.
I want to run away..
But I can't help but stay.

It controls me.
I can't st

Walken Chant RepriseAt first I was shocked.
I didn't know what to do.
Because becoming Walken.
Was too good to be true.
I thought it would be scary.
Maybe even a little strange.

I took the slippery road of no return.
To the ways of Walken I did turn.
And then my wish and dreams came true.
I am Chris..and no more me.
But there's nothing else i'd like to be.

And to think..
That it started with a Walken fan, a computer program..
And a cowbell.
Tink tink..tink.

The Tired (Japanese) Employee (limerick)Said a 会社員 "I feel better!
To my boss I've just written a letter.
To avoid getting fired,
I've early retired,
And I'm glad 'cuz I'm feeling 疲れた "

The Life of a Storm: Chapter 1: Meeting FriendsThe Life of a Storm: Chapter 1

"Honey, Andrea is sleeping, right?" Felicia SparkleBlade said, while sipping some tea in a rush,
"Yeah, mom. I can hear her snore from all the way down here." Adrian joked, with a silly smirk on his face,
"Sweety, please tell her I will be on 215 B Barker Street. I will be with her friend Lauren's mother, and once she wakes up, take her here." Felicia explained, staring closely at Adrian.
"I'm sorry mom, I got lost after you said Sweety," he giggled again,
"Adrian. I am serious."
"Fine."
Felicia kissed Adrian, and left.
"Hey yo Andrea!" Adrian yelled, leaving an echo behind.
"Ugh, I always have to do that ice c

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sillyness in poetry

by *ditistomzelf, Mar 9, 2012, 3:47:37 AM
Literature / Poetry / Humor / Traditional Fixed Forms

I was saddened by sporting today, and I tell you why,
I threw the football far into the air and accidentally hit a seagull out of the sky.
Poor creature, got the worst luck he could get,
getting killed by some guy trying to loose some fat!

sillyness in poetryby *ditistomzelf

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©2012-2013 *ditistomzelf

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~TheAmazingCheese Mar 9, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

I sprained my finger playing basketball

it hurts!!!!!!

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*ditistomzelf Mar 9, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

dawww *kiss on the finger* there, all better

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~TheAmazingCheese Mar 10, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

Hehehe I wish. It feel a lot better today, but I still can't bend it all the way.

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~QuantumInnovator Mar 9, 2012

This is funny.

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*ditistomzelf Mar 9, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

thank you, I intended it that way

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*jillyred Mar 9, 2012

hhehehe this is awesome!! The results will be out the 21st

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*ditistomzelf Mar 9, 2012 Hobbyist General Artist

can't wait

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